#397133 - 10/05/0407:27 PM
Re: Political Discussion: One Thread Only!
Baitrunner
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Registered: 04/12/02
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Probably more likely you'll catch me doin' the Mambo up at Triangles, 'fore I post a fishin' report, but I'll see what I can do! Pictures??? Golly gee wilikers, you really are a stickler fer details!
"I think, that all right-thinking people, are sick and tired of being told that they are sick and tired of being sick and tired. I, for one, am not. And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!"
If you post ANY picture of yourself even simply in the act of fishing (no fish required) – no matter when it was taken – I’ll at least write you in for Vice President.
#397136 - 10/05/0408:54 PM
Re: Political Discussion: One Thread Only!
Baitrunner
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Registered: 04/12/02
Posts: 1366
I did'nt know whether or not to post this in the humor section; frankly, I found it hilarious. (We've all seen the Bush resume. this is the 1st time i've seen the Kerry resume.) Enjoy!
JOB APPLICATION
NAME: John Kerry
RESIDENCES: 7 mansions, including Washington DC, worth multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four months).
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill in my career as a U.S. Senator. I ordered the city of Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire. I served in Vietnam (four months).
MILITARY: I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I served in Vietnam (four months). I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I served in Vietnam (four months). I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book; Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier shows how I truly feel about the military. I served in Vietnam (four months).
COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying rich women and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa. I served in Vietnam (four months).
ACCOMPLISHMENTS: As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected. I served in Vietnam (four months).
My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make no or little charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in Massachusetts, despite family wealth in excess of $ 700 million. I served in Vietnam (four months).
I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those Countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all of the jobs out of Country. I served in Vietnam (four months).
Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. I served in Vietnam (four months).
RECORDS AND REFERENCES: None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).
PERSONAL I practice my Catholic faith when cameras are present.
I ride a Serotta Bike.
I love to ski/snowboard (especially when secret service agents don't get in my way).
My Gulfstream V Jet I call "The Flying Squirrel".
I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".
I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture.
I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems.
I served in Vietnam (four months).
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
"I think, that all right-thinking people, are sick and tired of being told that they are sick and tired of being sick and tired. I, for one, am not. And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!"
Yanks vs Santana, Edwards vs Cheney, I'm gonna have to catch the highlights of the VP roadtable discussion from the usual gasbags on the cable news outlets. Maybe Carl Cameron will make up some interesting quotes about Edwards on Faux News.
Notice that John Kerry earned a law degree and went to work as a Prosecuting Attorney. I bet he brought some drunk drivers to justice. I wonder...., no I can also see from the timeline Bush was arrested in Maine for drunk driving.
See, your fun filled Kerry resume wasn't even factual enough to get his law degree right.
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