JFM, I'm very sorry to hear about your yard sign. On the bright side, YOUR yard sign looks SO much better, in MY yard! Thank you ever so much for your "investment" in my politcal expression.

You see, you have SO much, and me, SO little, in comparison. Somehow, it just did'nt seem FAIR. So, I took it upon myself to level the playing field, and re-distribute some of your political "wealth" capital. Don't you just feel so much better now, knowing YOUR sign, went to a better, more deserving home, (MINE!)?

YAS SIR! Dat be right! I's a closeted Democrat; buts I'm a comin' out a da closet right now! Wow! I just feel so...so..., well..LIBERATED! ;\)
"I think, that all right-thinking people, are sick and tired of being told that they are sick and tired of being sick and tired. I, for one, am not. And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!"