Hi Y'all!

Mi naim is klem im nu hear an im a-votin fer bush, cuz he blos stuf up he ain abowt ta let dem dang towl heds git awa wit tri in ta skair us fin ameracanz i thinck all a dem camul f-erz er nuthn but tereris an it don maddr a wit wer we strt dis waur cuz dey wur awl in on it inewhay so we shud jes kil em awl en lit ala sord em out n en go ta th necks kuntry n do th sam thin an thin th necks an the necks an th necks entil we kil awl th towl heds an camul f-erz n th hol wurld cuz thay iz awl hour enmyz an thay awl wans ta kil awl us fin amercans cuz thay hat us an don belev n god ur nuthin

i ken unerstan bush mor beter n carey cuz he uzes nise smal werdz an shawrt sentns, an he wans ta smok 'em tarerists out so thay kent hert us no mor i hav a big flag on mi truk cuz im a tru paytriat klem