Thank you for your suggestion. Unfortunately, while I am clearly qualified for such a postion, it does not pay nearly what I earn as a Y.S.O., plus as a hazardous duty employee I can retire after 20 years of state service, a benefit I am not inclined to give up. Plus, with my back the way it is right now, I can't sit for prolonged periods without becoming stiff and sore. Every so often I have to go and lay down.

But again, thank you, son, for your kind suggestion.

(Not even an "I'm sorry" or "I stand corrected" or "I guess you're right, I've misjudged you harshly"? NOTHING? C'mon, you can do better than to offer me career counseling! :p )