Can we have a seperate thread for those of us who are writing in your name Mr. Mitchie-poo?

Oh-oh! Now you mother-truckers have really ticked me off! What's with all this dissin' of country music, AKA "Music of the Gods"? (I have it on good authority that Odin, Thor, and Freya jes' love a good, old-fashioned, down home fiddlin' fest!)

Ahhh..why should I waste my time wid you bunch a slack-jawed, stoned, burnt-out metal-heads? ('Scuse me, gotsta get another pinch a Skoal, here. Yep, mother jukebox, sister wine; father freedom, brother time.....

Lucky fer this here Nas-cur Re-pu-lick-cain, that I laid in 'bout 5,000 cases a Billy Beer, some years back. Now that be some finee... gor-may drinkin'! I'm down ta my last 500 cases, now. What's a per rednek boy ta to?

Fiddlin' Fenchie Burke; Don Williams,...Churley Pride; yas-sir, now dat's mu-sac! ('Course it ain't no A. Borodin Polovtsian Dance No. 3, but, then again, what is?)