I would totally pay $$ to see the look on the face of the approaching officer in this scenario:

Officer: "Sir, have you had anything to drink tonight?"

Tall 1: (in his loudest and deepest voice) "FI FI FO FUM! I just drank a bottle of RUM!"



I left Kapt's one night (had 2 beers) and drove home through South Windsor, and into Ellington. They both had checkpoints that night, and I got to perform twice! They could have at least radioed SW and verified my claim to save us both time. Oh well..